World's Worst Elevators

The world's worst elevators received accolades in the form of Occupation Safety and Health Standards Board meetings. This was to honor the elevators for refusing input upon button press, breaking down as a regularity, and making elevator rides the adventure they weren't supposed to be. Notices were posted informing all affected employees that they have the right to party hearing regarding the permanent variances inflicted by the elevators.

Evidently affected employees had another idea in mind. And when these elevators get their just desert, who wouldn't want their just dessert?