When the David Young(s) of the world united, we believed we would be a force unstoppable. But as enthusiasm petered out (to the Peter(s) of the world, naturally), hope withered, and hearts fainted.
Well, actually, there's nothing special about being a David Young. Not at all, really. But there is something special about being a David Matthew, if only because there's someone out there named David Matthew who actually is special (or perhaps celebrated is the word), the Dave Matthew of the Dave Matthew's Band.
But you already knew that. What you didn't know is that there's another David Matthew lurking about, so stealthily and so sly that he doesn't even go by the name David Matthew. He goes by the name Matthew David, and just for tricks, he cloaks himself in his last name as Matthew Lewis. But he's there, and he's been there for 3 generations. He's there on your very screens. Yes, he is none other than Neville Longbottom, hero of the Harry, our beloved David/Matthew in disguise. Let us celebrate not once, not twice, but III for Matthew David Lewis III!